Friday, August 27, 2010

Writer for the TRIBUNE USA Part Deux


 Inocencio S. Baligad: Chess Guru ~Tribune USA~ June 2006 by Jimmy Earll


Have you ever played chess when you were a kid? Or maybe you played at the park with the old-timers.
Mr. Baligad, a Las Vegas resident, is one of the highest rated Filipino-American chess players in the country. He has achieved the United States Chess Federation rating of 2264. He is a two-time Nevada State Champion. He drew with legendary Grand Master, Arthur Bisguier in a regular tournament. (In the chess world, it is a very big deal to be a Grand Master. It is the equivalent to making the major leagues in baseball). Baligad also won a simultaneous match against Grand Master, Demetri Gurevich. He hopes to coach young, budding Grand Masters in the future. I had a chance to sit down with the guru of chess at the International Chess Festival in Las Vegas.


Q: Why chess?
A: I was inspired when Bobby Fisher beat the Russians in the '70's.

Q: What is the rating of the best player in the world?
A: 2800's

Q: What is the rating of the best player you defeated?
A: 2450.

Q: Any advice for the young future Grand Master out there?
A: Master one opening.

Q: Okay, this has nothing to do with chess but...Iraq, stay in or get out?
A: Get out.

Q: Pro-choice or pro-life?
A: For what?

Q: Sex or chess?
A: No comment.




The History of...Part I


 by Jimmy Earll
 October 22, 2009

Throughout history, our profession has had its ups and downs in terms of public perception and media portrayals. But we've come a long way, having evolved from barbers and blacksmiths offering a belt of whiskey to ease patients' pain to CEREC machines and lasers that don't require any anesthetic at all. 

I was recently cleaning out my attic and stumbled across a book about the history of dentistry. Some of the pictures were too good not share ... so, enjoy!! (All images and captions from Dentistry -- An Illustrated History, by Malvin E. Ring, D.D.S., Abradale Press.)


"In Rural areas of England and American colonies the local blacksmith frequently served as the local dentist. Surrounded by the tools of his trade, a country tooth-drawer treats a patient in a painting of 1784, by Robert Dighton."

Why does everyone have a smile on their face? And what's the broom for? I think I'd charge an extra fee for the patient pinching my nose. Let's hope the kid at the window has good oral hygiene and never gets an abscess.




"An unusual trade card of 1830 advertises the dental rooms of Dr. Mason. The doctor apparently used something akin to gasoline as a painkiller, for general anesthetics did not come into use until the second half of the nineteenth century."

Hey, doc ... have you mastered that Benumbing Gasoline thing yet? ... cuz my hair hasn't grown back since the fire mishap from my last visit.




"George Washington's last dental prosthesis was made for him by John Greenwood. The palate was swaged from sheet of gold, and the Ivory teeth were riveted to it. The lower denture consists of a single carved block of ivory. The two dentures were held together by steel springs."


Now, George ... these things are gonna take a little getting used to...


"A dentist extracts a tooth with the help of his servant in this Russian cartoon of 1889."

The funny thing is, I think I've employed some women who could have done this for me. Now that's a team player!!

More to come...


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Copyright © 2009 DrBicuspid.com

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Opening up for Rex...



Rex Navarrete in Toronto...

hey jimmy! =)
ay great show a couple of weeks
back. "rex in the city"
ahahah your jokes are FUNNY xD
~Mikey B.

out of all things to do on a weekend...i woulda picked the show anyway!! and i'm glad i did...i had a good ab workout!!! lol .. Damian and my mom were laughing their asses off despite their being sick as dogs! you were too punny!!! i hope you guys do it up again in toronto!! we'd love to see it again!
~Lissa G.

OMG!!!!Craig n my mom were pissin' there pants .....literally.:):)
Than'ks Jim...we have mom's back.:)
~Jeru C.

It was sooo nice to see ya again! Awesome show!!! I porgot how punny you are.
Again sorry i missed you guy's:( Next time K:) 
~Jeru C. 

LOL!!! I heard you asked if he was "proportioned"...
I would've answered that question if I wasn't taking the picture for you. 
LOL!! Come back anytime! You guys were GREAT!!! 
~Arlene L.

thanks for the laughs Jim!!! The show was awesome and definitely MADE my weekend!
It was unfortunate that we didn't make it out to say goodbye.... :( i'm sorry...
~ Lissa G.

GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!! show Jimmy had a hilarious week-end with ur crew
~Nora A.

This was the kid who you thought was too young at the rex in the city...btw aweesome show!!
~Jerick D.


Rex Navarrete in Sacramento...

Arnold A.- So glad we went. Rex was hilarious. And you were crazy too, man. Shelley loved the Southwest Airlines pilot. haha. Great seeing you Jim. We'll definitely get together sometime.
July 18 at 7:58am

Gina C.- Good times! You were HILARIOUS! Better check with the wife before using any more of that funny material.
July 18 at 9:57am


Cris G.- I had a good time with Des and Sherrys' friends. They were really fun to be watching stand-up comedy with.
July 19 at 6:31pm

Arnold A.- Dude, that was a goood time. Lots of laughs! Gotta do it again sometime.
July 18 at 11:35pm

Melody K.-  Hi! Thanks agains for being sooooooo funny at the PunchLine!!!
July 19 at 7:33am

Michael C.- You are very funny! As I mentioned, I laughed the hardest during your routine, and only wished it was longer. Look forward to witnessing more of your act.
July 27 at 6:41am












First Time on a Ticket (1/19/2008)








Writer for the TRIBUNE USA



Q & A with David A. Pendleton ~Tribune USA~ October 2006 by Jimmy Earll


Judge David A. Pendleton is an administrative law judge serving on the Hawaii Labor Board, where he presides over workers compensation appeals in Hawaii. He was appointed by the Governor and recently confirmed by the state senate to this post, making him the youngest administrative law judge in the state of Hawaii. For the last two years, he has served as a senior policy advisor to Hawaii's Governor Linda Lingle, and for eight years before that he was elected member of the Hawaii House of Representatives. He is an attorney admitted to practice in Hawaii and California, an ordained minister and a credentialed school teacher. He holds a B.A. from La Sierra University, a M.A. from Loma Linda University and a Doctor of Jurisprudence degree from the University of Southern California Law School. Pendleton, who is of Filipino, Indonesian and Dutch descent, is married and has four children.




Q: Republican or Democrat?
A: I'm a Republican in the mold of Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln. I guess you could call me a moderate Republican, as those are the only kind that get elected in Hawaii.

Q: Is it hard being a Republican in the blue state of Hawaii?
A: Well, remember that I'm a former elected official. I did that for eight years. The last two two years I was a senior policy advisor to our Governor, who is a women and a Republican, the first since statehood. In the spring she appointed me to become an administrative law judge serving on the Labor Appeals Board, where we handle workers' compensation appeals. The Senate confirmed me in April, and have been on the job since July. My term expires June, 2016. Now, I'm not involved in partisan politics at all. Even when I was elected, I was never partisan. I've always been a public servant first and a party member second.

Q: What was the most challenging experience while working for the Governor?
A: Just the stress of the schedule--meetings, drafting her bills, dealing with crisis and constituents, helping craft policies, resolve emergencies, write speeches. It was great fun--a once in a lifetime experience, certainly, but nothing that is sustainable. My family is important to me, and the Governor understood that. She still invites me over to the mansion. In fact, on September 15th, my wife, Noemi and I were over at the Governor's mansion at a reception for President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. I may not be employed as part of the team, but I'm still part of the Governor's family, as it were.

Q: Reading your bio, do you have your sights set on the Supreme Court or possibly the future Governor of Hawaii?
A: Funny that you should ask. Many have said that I have more of a judicial temperament. I'm honored to serve where I am serving. We'll see what the Lord has planned for me come 2016. Right now I'm having way too much fun right where I am to even think beyond 2016.

Q: Any plans for crossing the Pacific and having a seat on Capitol Hill?
A: I think every elected official wonders whether they could ever serve in Congress. Again, I'm going to give 110 percent wherever I am. We'll see where life leads. I have no burning desire to get back into elective office certainly not to move away from Hawaii. I am enjoying presiding over trials right now. Since your question does ask me to speculate, if I could have the dream job and I had to "cross the Pacific" it would be to go west not east, and to serve as the U.S. Ambassador to the Republic of the Philippines. My Lola came to Hawaii in 1930 from Ilocos and never returned. My wife is from Manila and we go visit nearly every year. It would be quite a family honor to return to the Philippines representing the United State. But again, I'm just dreaming out loud. I'd also like to win the lottery, if you're wondering.

Q: What is your position on church and state?
A: Here in the United States we have a constitution. That constitution says congress shall pass no law respecting the establishment of religion or prohibiting the free exercise thereof. I support that middle road and the very wise policy of our founding document. Government is to neither promote or hinder religion. Our role toward religion is neutral as far as the government is concerned, and we are to allow churches, synagogues and any house of worship to fund themselves and to share their faith on their own time and dime.

Q: Feelings on the war?
A: War is never to be sought, and is always the last resort. But sometimes a country must use force to defend itself. I welcome the return of our troops as soon as it is prudent to withdraw from Iraq and Afghanistan. Remember that we had troops in Germany and Japan for years after the second world war concluded. Our stabilizing presence there allowed for the reconstruction of democracy in both of those dictatorial societies. They now have robust democracies. We wish that for Iraq and Afghanistan.

Q: Any advice for President Bush?
A: No advice. My prayers are with him and his cabinet and our troops in harm's way. I serve at the state level and that's where my advice is appropriate.

Q: Taco Bell or McDonalds?
A: Neither. I'm eating more salads, more fresh fruit, more Filipino vegetables and fewer fried Filipino foods. My Lola taught me that health is our wealth. At forty my priority is to be in the best health possible. I've got four kids. I want to see them graduate from graduate school or medical school or law school and see them raise their own families.




Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Backstage at the TBS Taping of 'Cheech & Chong: Roasted' (11/21/08)- Las Vegas, NV.



What a crazy weekend in vegas...TBS execs allowed me to hang out backstage during the taping of 'Cheech & Chong: Roasted'...the show will air NOV 30th, 10PM on TBS...check your local listings...brad garrett of 'everybody loves raymond' fame, hosted the show...tom arnold, geraldo rivera, penn and teller, MTV's wilmer valderrama, greg giraldo, shelby chong and some others i'm forgetting, all had turns taking shots at the stoner icons.

i was lucky enough to chat with them a little after the show...i asked them how they felt after a recent appearance on the 'howard stern show' where howard asked tommy how he felt when he arrived at the set of the movie, 'born in east LA' and realized cheech didn't put him in the movie...tommy said...thats howard...we knew he would go straight for the jugular.

i then asked them how they felt about the evening...tommy said, incredible!!...then i asked...who called who with regards to the reunion tour...tommy again...we both just felt america needed a hug.

my favorite line of the evening:

"...it's hard making a rich mexican do shit..."
Tommy Chong

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Magic Beans





by Jimmy Earll
March 23, 2010


I've been writing this column for about a year now, and I believe some thank yous are in order.

If only you could see the raw articles I submit that the editors of DrBicuspid.com turn into art. It would make you wish you had a full-time editor in your life.

It reminds me of the story of Jack and the Beanstalk, when Jack's mother takes those worthless magic beans (aka my initial draft of jumbled words) and, in disgust, throws them out the window. But the beans take root and germinate, and by morning a gigantic, magnificent beanstalk has grown in their place (this would be my article after going through the editing process).

I understand that sometimes you have to be carefully edited -- like my "Beware the fine print" column. You try figuring out the appropriate euphemism for "pooping your pants!"

There have also been articles when the DrBicuspid.com editors just say "No" -- like the one I wrote last year about my wife taking away my $0.99 bar of soap and replacing it with a $30 bottle of papaya body wash, leaving me smelling all "fruity." That one never saw the light of day.

So, to the editors and staff at DrBicuspid.com: Thank you!

With that said -- good luck editing this one!

It was my freshman year in dental school and I was broke. My parents were middle-class and didn't have much money left over after my dental school tuition and my brother's medical school tuition.

Then one day I received a letter in my mailbox. It was from the fertility clinic at the medical school, offering $75 for ... well, how can I put this.

For ... um ... my magic beans!

$75!

I began making some calculations. If I could give them magic beans once a day, five days a week, that's $375 a week, or $1,500 a month. That's plenty of cash to live on.

Then it hit me: If I get in shape and eat more Brussels sprouts, I could give them magic beans four times a day! That's $300 a day, $1,500 a week, and $6,000 a month!

In fact, I realized, I could quit dental school altogether and make a pretty good living.

And I'd still be working with my hands!

The comments and observations expressed herein do not necessarily reflect the opinions of DrBicuspid.com, nor should they be construed as an endorsement or admonishment of any particular idea, vendor, or organization.

Copyright © 2010 DrBicuspid.com

Writing for The Miserable Men Show (2010)


 "Ask the Psychic Warlock" written by Jimmy Earll

 


Bob Levy
you got some great ideas buddy listen in this week
January 22 at 2:12pm

Bob Levy
jimmy earll is becoming my favorite booker and comedian every show he does works out great and the fans love it ..keep up the good work im with ya brother to the end
January 23 at 1:26pm





Good Day Sacramento (6/8/2010)

2010 Gawad Parangal Awards


Gawad Parangal Awards Night- to honor individuals and groups who have excelled in their chosen fields of endeavor. The award show aims to recognize community leaders and other business professionals who are considered beacons of inspirations for our future generation to emulate.

















Special thanks to Noel  Rominque-Producer, Lilwyn Lucas and Paul Dyer- co-MCs and the Filipino Community of Sacramento...Salamat!!



Comics I've worked with:

A Look Back at the 34th Annual 2009 San Francisco International Comedy Competition


34th Annual $25,000.00 San Francisco Stand Up Comedy Competition  

from the San Francisco Chronicle

Wednesday, Sep 16 8:00p 
at Castagnola's, San Francisco, CA

Hundreds of comedians audition each year to compete in the Annual San Francisco International Stand Up Comedy Competition. Only thirty are chosen. You'll have a chance to see about a dozen of them at this preliminary round of the competition. These contestants aren't newbies; they're hot, comedy-club headliners who bring audiences nationwide to tears. 

Hundreds of comedians audition each year to compete in the Annual San Francisco International Stand Up Comedy Competition. Only thirty are chosen. You'll have a chance to see about a dozen of them at this preliminary round of the competition. These contestants aren't newbies; they're hot, comedy-club headliners who bring audiences nationwide to tears. Now, they'll pull out all the stops trying for a future in TV and film. 
Past contestants include Dane Cook, Dana Carvey, Ellen DeGeneres, and Robin Williams. 1977 Comedy Champ Dana Carvey went on to Saturday Night Live. Marsha Warfield won in 1979, then starred as everyone's favorite Night Court bailiff. Two first runners up‚ Ellen DeGeneres and Mark Curry, landed their own TV series. 1993 Crown Prince Patton Oswalt kept the laughs going on the King of Queens. 
At The Comedy Club at Castagnola's, 15 contestants will each be offering up their very best five to seven minute ‚ Letterman routine. The performers come from far and wide, hoping to gain the kind of notoriety that can open doors in Hollywood and a share of $25,000 in prize money. 
Performers will be judged in the areas of delivery, material, stage presence, technique and audience response. 

Round II Quarter-Finalists:

Tim Babb, Los Angeles
Ron Babcock, Los Angeles
Sam Bam, Stockton
Byron Bertram, Vancouver
Danny Bevins, Los Angeles
Lars Callieo, Edmonton, Alberta
Max Curry, San Francisco
Christina Davis, Australia
Jimmy Earll, Phoenix
Brendan Lynch, Santa Cruz
Key Lewis, Salt Lake City
Brooks McBeth, Los Angeles
Lynn Ruth Miller, San Francisco
Dave Nickerson, Kansas City
Alvin Williams, Boise



Welcome to the Comedy Club at Castagnola's, San Francisco's new comedy club in the historic Castagnola's restaurant. Standup comedy is thriving in San Francisco and each week we present the brightest up and coming talent as well as veteran comedians from across the country with a fantastic 90 minute show. Our breathtaking second floor venue with floor to ceiling windows overlooks world famous Fisherman's Wharf and the San Francisco fishing fleet . Enjoy a stroll along the wharf's boutique shops and a meal in our traditional old world style restaurant before the show. You will have a great time and enjoy the company of our friends from all over the world. 
Showtime on Friday's and Saturday's is 9:30 with doors at 9:00, during the week show time is 8:00 with doors at 7:30. Please check out our parking and directions page for the best place to park with validation and how to get here. We use Brown Paper Tickets because they are a great little company and have very low fees for you whether you buy tickets over the phone or on the internet, or tickets are available here seven days a week for walk up customers. We want your experience here to be fun and memorable and thank you for supporting live comedy. 

The Comedy Club at Castagnola's 
Castagnola's Restaurant 
286 Jefferson 
San Francisco CA. 941331 
415-776-5015







DAY 1: The Comedy Club at Castagnoia's in San Francisco...down by Fisherman's Wharf...got there super early for orientation then chilled at a Blue's Bar next door, Lou's...my first set was a disaster!!...
i commented on filipinos and small weenies and the crowd turned on me...scored 3rd to last that night...threw the comment out of my set permanently...


...forgot how awesome SF is...



Day 1 results:

1. Sam Bam
2. Byron Bertram
3. Tim Babb
4. Danny Bevins
5. Lynn Ruth Miller




Sam Bam took home first place 1st night...



hate being underneath this thing...


DAY 2: Cal State University, Sonoma...3 hour drive, straight from work...packed house of 18-19 y/o's...was kinda nervous if this old man can connect with the kiddos...removed the small penis comment and changed my delivery and they seemed to like the set...i finished 4th...75 y/o, Lynn Ruth Miller took home first place day 2...




Day 2 results:

1. Lynn Ruth Miller
2. Brooks McBeth
3. Dave Nickerson
4. Jimmy Earll
5. Tim Babb



DAY 3: at the Marin Showcase Theatre in San Rafael, CA.

This was to be the 'TV/Squeeky clean' set...no F bombs or S bombs...or C bombs...no explicit sex...i guess that leaves me with 30 seconds left of material...i made adjustments to my set during the 2+ hour drive to the venue...turns out, it was only funny in the car...scored low the 3rd night...Danny Bevins took home first place...we had just performed together at Laughs Unlimited in Sacramento the previous weekend and he won this thing in 2000...great guy!!


Day 3 results:
1. Danny Bevins
2. Sam Bam
3. Lynn Ruth Miller
4. Byron Bertram
5. Key Lewis






DAY 4: at the recently restored El Campanil Theatre in Antioch, CA...very cool venue...cool town...too bad it's been tainted with the Jaycee Lee Dugard story...there was a Delta Blues Festival going on next to the venue...



Memphis Gold performing on the main stage...



the El Campanil opened in 1928...a ton of old time entertainers performed there...Al Jolson (found his autograph in the greenroom...couldn't find the three stooges)...one of the ushers told me that there are tunnels underneath the theatre that go all over town because the chinese workers were not allowed in the town at night so they had to go home using the tunnels...whitie always keeping the brown man down!!


felt good that night...did my thing...i was sitting down at the side of the stage on my phone when they called my name...i had no idea...i finished 1st on day 4...

Day 4 results:

1. Jimmy Earll
2. Danny Bevins
3. Sam Bam
4. Lars Callieo
5. Lynn Ruth Miller





the El Campanil stage



Al Jolson's auto...1937.



L to R:

Key Lewis, me, Tim Babb and Dave Nickerson.



DAY 5: about a month ago i had a gig here...i did not do well and was very concerned of how i'd score and connect with the crowd...i didn't want to make any adjustments 'cause last time i did that...day 3, the clean set... i failed miserably...i should have adjusted!!

i didn't make the top 5 and did not move on to the next round...oh, well...maybe next time!!

day 5 results:

1. Danny Bevins
2. Dave Nickerson
3. Brendan Lynch
4. Key Lewis
5. Tim Babb and Lars Callieou (tie)




L to R: Byron Bertram and Brooks McBeth



Brendan Lynch



Lars Callieo



Lynn Ruth Miller and Ron Babcock



Alvin Williams and Danny Bevins















moved on to next round:
1-Danny Beavins
2-Lynn Ruth Miller
3-Sam Bam
4-Dave Nickerson
5-Key Lewis

Finals:

1st: Tom Simmons
2nd: Danny Bevins
3rd: Maureen Langan
4th: Jarrod Harris
5th: Rodger Lizaola